kannibal kelly

tumblrbot said: ROBOTS OR DINOSAURS?

Dinosaurs!!

disimba:

He even pulled his pants up so the bottoms wouldn’t get wet

disimba:

He even pulled his pants up so the bottoms wouldn’t get wet

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rats-in-the-walls:

lilliebean213:

prestonhymas:


"AHH, WALTER, GET THE BUG"

"I am TRYING, HELEN”

I’m laughing so hard

FUCK

rats-in-the-walls:

lilliebean213:

prestonhymas:

"AHH, WALTER, GET THE BUG"

"I am TRYING, HELEN

I’m laughing so hard

FUCK

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awidesetvagina:

this is still the best story ever told at a talk show

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My thoughts before anything: maybe if i wasn't ugly

veinsareamaptoyourheart:

Hey, so stop your scrolling for a bit

think about baby bunnies, and how they actually exist.

Like, they’re just little balls of fluff? 

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with tiny, itty-bitty noses and whiskers,

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and little precious paws.

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they can have ears that are soft and droopy,

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they can have ears that perky and fluffy,

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or they can have both!

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Some are so small they can fit in your hand

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and most like to snuggle

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You can go back to scrolling now.

Sometimes life is just a bit better with baby bunnies.

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hollandspring:

rbookbakes:

yourroyalpenis:

So many broken bones

This gif played ten times before i noticed the person

it played twenty times before I noticed that there were two people

hollandspring:

rbookbakes:

yourroyalpenis:

So many broken bones

This gif played ten times before i noticed the person

it played twenty times before I noticed that there were two people

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Anonymous said: How did you know that you were bi?

coolmeme420:

Cock was on my clock , boobs were in the tube

lol marybottybepoppinsg youre silly